ChrisKattan says "Hi! Thanks for having me! I wanna say, you look great! You loook soo good. I don't know what you've been doing."
meestercool asks "how'd you get started in acting?""
HSHost {action} laughs!"
ChrisKattan says "I did the thing most people do ... plays in high school. As a kid, I used to watch older films. Chaplin, Road to Rio pics, Keaton ... that had a lot do with it. And, the Groundlings!"
HSHost says "How fun. Are you from LA?"
ChrisKattan says "Yes, but then I moved to Seattle and back to LA and NY for SNL. I was discovered at The Groundlings and then went on to SNL."
HSHost says "What were you doing in Seattle?"
ChrisKattan says "I was a carpenter. No, I wasn't. I say that cause there's a lot of wood. I lived with my mother and stepfather on Bainbridge Island. I went to high school there and then came to LA, so I was up there for basically high school."
HSHost says "Did you just write something?"
ChrisKattan says "A movie called "A Night at the Roxbury." it's based on those clubbing guys on SNL. They don't talk in the movie. No! They talk. So, there's two of us .. and uh ... Will Farrell and I, Molly Shannon, Mark McKinney, Chaz Palminteri. Chaz plays the owner. It's coming out October 2nd, and Amy Heckling who did Clueless and Fast Times at Ridgemont High and Lorne Michaels."
HSHost says "Is Lorne in it?"
ChrisKattan says "No. Why would he be in it? You know what?! I got a call."
ChrisKattan {action} laughs!"
ChrisKattan says "I'm gonna get it, no I can't get it! Do you mind if I take a shower? Anyway, I'm one of the dancing guys."
HSHost says "You couldn't get Jim Carrey to make an appearance?"
ChrisKattan says "No. He was uh ... busy."
HSHost says "Maybe you can get Lauren Holly then?"
Joanee asks "Who is your favorite actor that you have worked with"
ChrisKattan says "I don't know if she can dance. On the show? I guess Kevin Spacey was great."
HSHost says "Oooho! He He's a stud!"
ChrisKattan says "Calm down. Tom Hanks was great, cause he turned out to be the real thing. No attitude. Duchovny was great."
HSHost says "What about other comedians? Are they fun to work with?"
ChrisKattan says "No. None of them are fun. No, they're all fun! When people come back, Dana Carvey and Mike Meyers is great!"
HSHost says "We just did a photo shoot with him, he was sleepy and his wife was with him. He loves his wife."
ChrisKattan says "Yeah. They're like the biggest team in Hollywood."
guest17142 asks "how has the death of Phil Hartman affected the SNL cast and crew?"
ChrisKattan says "The only problem in answering that question is the cast and crew are on vacation. But, I think it does affect all of them. Everyone is mourning at their level of how they knew Phil. I didn't know Brynn very well. When I saw her she looked a bit distant. I had no idea. He wasn't the most open person about his marriage. He guest hosted twice on the show. He was great. He was a Groundling and I went to his memorial last week at the Groundling theatre and Mike Meyers was there, Lorne, Cheri and I."
HSHost says "Are you worried about the SNL curse?"
guest17168 asks "What are your thoughts on the "SNL Curse"?"
ChrisKattan {action} laughs!"
ChrisKattan says "Oh, Jesus. I don't know. Should I? I'll be more careful driving. There might be a curse. There's a third one, right?"
guest17168 asks "isnt the girl from Clueless in your movie too?"
ChrisKattan says "I think NBC will find out in a few weeks ... it's horrible, but that's how we find out. Yeah, Elisa Donovan. She's the redheaded one. She's great in the film ... plays a hottie."
ChrisKattan {action} laughs"
ChrisKattan says "A club hottie that uh ... or a vixen you could say that I think really wants me, but it turns out she wants me cause she really wants something else. We're losers. No one wants us."
BillyMilikin asks "Do you go to the Roxbury here in L.A./"
ChrisKattan says "No. I heard it closed down, but I think they're reopening it. Which is exciting. I'll be the first in line."
HSHost says "Then it could premiere about the itme of your movie."
BillyMilikin asks "If your life could be a movie, what would it be called?"
ChrisKattan says "Yeah, and we could talk about life and why the film didn't work out."
HSHost {action} laughs!"
ChrisKattan says "The Wizard Of Oz."
ChrisKattan {action} laughs!"
ChrisKattan says "God, I don't know. Maybe "The Graduate", I don't know. I have to think about it. If my life were a movie, "The Omen" ...."
guest17142 asks "who is your favorite comedian?"
HSHost says "Chris!!"
ChrisKattan says "I like Chaplin, Keaton, Peter Sellers, ...."
HSHost says "Michael Keaton?"
ChrisKattan says "Buster Keaton! Good Lord. One of the great silent film comedians of our world, Michael Keaton. He came back in the 80's with all those great speaking roles ... that role in "Nightshift". I like the older ones. Bill Murray, Steve Martin are brilliant."
HSHost says "Steve Martin's a serious guy in person."
ChrisKattan says "Yeah, he is. He doesn't say much when I'm talking to him."
guest17168 asks "Have you heard the term CIA it means Clubbies In Action?"
ChrisKattan says "Clubbies in action?? Clubbies? No, I haven't. But, I can't wait to make myself a shirt."
HSHost {action} laughs!"
HSHost says "That'd be pretty funny."
ChrisKattan says "Yeah. No one else would like it except you or I."
ChrisKattan {action} laughs"
ChrisKattan says "He was great too, but the difference between him and Phil was no one saw it coming. It was a strange incident. I wasn't a good friend of Chris's but you could see the signs that he was not headed in the right direction. Pretty destructive. Sweet guy ... so nice, unfortunately he wasn't too crazy about himself. So, yeah, that's another sad thing. But, I think it affects other people more .. Sandler, Spade ... I think it's tough on Spade."
HSHost says "How's Adam Sandler? Have you worked with him?"
ChrisKattan says "No. I'm going to sneeze in a moment."
Dan_K asks "What do you enjoy watching on TV now?"
ChrisKattan {action} starts to sneeze .. but stops."
ChrisKattan says "No, I'm not. I like Letterman, Love Larry Sanders. I was more brought up on Letterman than Leno. I watched him as a kid everynight when I was a teenager. He was the best, so quick."
HSHost says "Is that when it was on at midnight?"
ChrisKattan says "NBC, yeah. I recorded it and watched it when I camehome from school."
HSHost says "Let me ask you about Norm MacDonald? Do we like him?"
ChrisKattan says "Yeah, he's pretty brilliant, hilarious, funny, very dry."
HSHost says "Were you sad to see him go?"
ChrisKattan says "Yeah, I thought it was kind of ... yeah, it was sad to see him go. Norm is Norm. He's a hilarious guy. Norm will be just fine."
HSHost says "I saw him on Letterman and they were all ragging on NBC."
ChrisKattan says "He's brilliant on Letterman."
Joanee asks "Do you have an interest in the paranormal?"
ChrisKattan says "Um .. I don't ... I don't think so."
ChrisKattan {action} laughs"
ChrisKattan says "No. No."
HSHost says "Seances or ouja boards?"
ChrisKattan says "No. I try to make things move, on it for ten minutes and nothing happens."
guest17159 asks "Are you married? Children"
ChrisKattan says "I have 14 children and I live in Cambodia with a small little lady. She's very sweet, we're in love and she also has a husband ... it's weird, but it works out. No. I'm 27. I don't have children and I'm not married. Mango is a character I do on the show .. he's a stripper. He works in the clubs ... and the joke on the show is that the guy goes to the club and falls in love with Mango and his dance moves and can't get Mango off his mind ... Garth Brooks did it and Samuel Jackson and David Duchovny. They see him do his dance and they start going "Mango .. Mango ..." And, his friends say, "Hey Garth, are you alright." And, then they come to my dressing room and try to get me to fall in love with them. They bring me gift. And, i say, "No! You can't have the Mango!""
ChrisKattan {action} does his character"
guest17173 asks "I know you were in the Groundlings, what other training or workshops have you had that have influenced your comedy?"
ChrisKattan says "I did stuff in Seattle. Worked with a drama teacher named ... Mrs. I forget her first name! Cal State Northridge. I used to take my dad's workshop ... commerical workshop ... his name's Kip King. He has the first commercial workshop website: www.hallucinet.com/kipking"
HSHost says "Okay."
ChrisKattan says "Anyway, it was my dad teaching, so it's hard for me to take direction from him, but the class was great. But, the Groundlings was the thing that made me work my butt off and create out of nothing writing wise."
ChrisKattan says "Right on the spot and you have a lot of emotion invested ... good training."
HSHost says "Sorry everyone, due to technical problems, in order to hear the audio tonight, open your Real Player. Under the file menu, choose "open location" and type in the following: www.mca.com/chat/live.rm"
ChrisKattan says "Well, you start in basic at the Groundlings then intermediate and then you work your way up. It's like a school .. it's pretty doubtful you'll be in the main company cause it's too competitive. Especially now when you hear about me, or Will, or Cheri or Lisa Kudrow, they're doing very well."
HSHost says "did Chris Rock do that?"
ChrisKattan says "No, he did stand up."
BillyMilikin asks "Do you surf the net? What do you think about computers?"
ChrisKattan says "But, Phil Hartman was there, John Lovitz, Julia Sweeney. I surf ... I go every so often ... 3 times a week I'd say. But, I don't know what I'm looking for .... just looking around. I wouldn't say I love my computer, I like it very much."
HSHost says "What do you use it for?"
ChrisKattan says "I like children."
ChrisKattan {action} laughs!"
ChrisKattan says "No!"
ChrisKattan says "I use it for the internet."
ChrisKattan {action} laughs!"
ChrisKattan says "My horoscope. Daily news in Montana. And, what's going on in Kuwait."
meestercool asks "Do you get along well with the cast of SNL?"
ChrisKattan says "Oh, very well, I think it's healthier now than it ever has been. I haven't been there in the past, but I heard things were bad politically wise, but not so bad now. Politically bad amongst people and writers .. the whole system. But, now it's a healthy surrounding. Every so often .. you know, everyone has to go up and down. It'sn ot fair but it shouldn't be fair. I guess a little, but not so much now as they used to do. They're trying to see if Will is Akyroyd or Cheri's Radner ... now we're more like who we are, I hope."
ChrisKattan {action} laughs"
HSHost {action} laughs"
guest17159 asks "What do you like to do in your free time?"
HSHost says "Or, you're Mango~!"
ChrisKattan says "I like to fly kites! No. Right now, I'm writing a script."
HSHost says "How'd you get into that?"
ChrisKattan says "Well, The Roxbury movie that we wrote, that helped me to you know ... get into my inner self and get another one going. But, that was more about creating it for the characters because Paramount and Lorne and Amy wanted it to happen. So, this is more mine and Will's."
HSHost says "Do you like writing scripts."
ChrisKattan says "Yeah, if youknow what you want to write and tell a story and know who your characters are. It's about a guy .... it's so from the beginning, not close to being done. As Mango, I wear these gold gloves ..."
HSHost says "What's on your head?"
ChrisKattan says "The first Mango I did I had a stocking cap on, but now it's just slick backed hair. The writer I wrote it with said I had to have the curly sideburns and I didn't like that. He thought it made me look weird, but I thought it was too weird ... a strange little fairy man."
HSHost says "They have all the pics of your characters on this website. It's so cool!"
ChrisKattan says "Oh yeah, I remember that one! Even though I can't see what's happening. Now, I have to search the web ... oh, you don't search .. you surf, dude."
guest17173 asks "How much of you are in the characters you play?"
ChrisKattan says "I'd say 100 632488f it's a character I enjoy doing or that I created. Just about all of them! Well, no wait ... I should watch what I say. A lot are aspects of me or how I feel or can feel or can show certain parts of how I feel. I wouldn't say Mango ... there's a little tiny Peurto Rican dancing victim who likes to mess with young boy's minds."
HSHost says "That's the second time you've said that!"
ChrisKattan says "No, I said children!"
ChrisKattan {action} laughs!"
ChrisKattan says "I was kidding."
HSHost says "Okay, here you are with the other guy."
HSHost {action} looks at pics on the IMDB."
ChrisKattan says "Yeah, Will."
guest17168 asks "Has fame changed your life so much you miss every day life?"
ChrisKattan says "I haven't changed too much. I do a lot of drugs and I drink tea all the time."
HSHost says "We're going to send this to your dad, you know!"
ChrisKattan says "He'd laugh and say, "Hahahah! My boy!""
ChrisKattan {action} imitates his father."
ChrisKattan says "Well, it's made my .. satisfied a lot of me as a performer, cause it's nice to get paid for what you hope to market or something with your talent. For the most part, it's satisfied me. Made me more content with what I do. It's always nice to have what you do responded to. Like you!"
HSHost says "What's in the background?"
HSHost {action} listens to noise."
ChrisKattan says "The submarines have come."
HSHost says "Where do you live? Where are you right now?"
ChrisKattan says "The valley. Oh, it's just stunning Have you been? Ouch! I almost fell down!"
HSHost says "Are you alright?"
HSHost {action} laughs!"
guest17159 asks "If you could work with anyone who would it be?"
ChrisKattan says "Uh ... I'd love to meet Harrison Ford ..."
ChrisKattan {action} laughs!"
HSHost says "Are you serioius?"
ChrisKattan says "What!! He's a stud. No, I'm serious! Well, I'd love to work with ... Oh, God." ChrisKattan {action} sighs."
ChrisKattan says "No, I'd love to work with him."
ChrisKattan {action} laughs!"
HSHost says "Are you going to leave it at that? C'mon! Anyone, and you go with Harrison Ford."
ChrisKattan says "Nah, I just like him. Cause when I was a kid, Indiana Jones."
HSHost says "He's a babe."
ChrisKattan says "No, not a babe! Oooh he is hot with that whip! Get that arc! I'd like to work with Lisa Kudrow. She's funny. I like working with Molly Shannon. Martin Short, Steve Martin or Bill Murray."
HSHost says "Haven't you worked with them already?"
ChrisKattan says "No."
HSHost says "Maybe you should pitch your next movie to them?"
meesterbill asks "What's your favorite band?"
ChrisKattan says "Maybe I should. I used to love U2. I fall back on them sometimes. Overall, they're my favorite."
HSHost says "They just did a new album."
ChrisKattan says "Yeah, that POP thing. It was alright. A little too crazy."
guest17180 asks "Any changes coming up on SNL? Would you like to see any?"
ChrisKattan says "Um .. the changes .. we don't .. no one knows any yet. We haven't even been picked up. No one knows who's coming back or anything. Sometimes there are sudden changes ... and you go, "Oh, there's the change.""
HSHost says "Like, Lorne wakes up and says, "Oh, we've gotta get rid of that Chris Kattan!""
ChrisKattan says "Oh, don't say that! They may change the writers. Maybe a new cast member. I don't think it's a girl cause the girls on the show are great right now. We'll find out more. I would like to sing with a band every week."
ChrisKattan {action} laughs!"
ChrisKattan says "No. I would like better food around. We get bad food. Like we're writing all night Tuesday night ... the interns come to bring food from outside. We write from 6 at night to 5 in the morning. ... like college finals every week. It's intense, but it's fun. So, they come back with food and it's always chips, chocolates, gummi bears, cigarettes ... You know what I'm talking about."
HSHost says "Movie food."
ChrisKattan says "Yeah, right. I want new food!"
HSHost says "So, you go to New York, right?"
ChrisKattan says "Right. that's where it is. I live in Manhattan .... I won't give the address ... "hey who are you?" "uh, I work on SNL!" "oh! This one's for Mango!""
Joanee asks "If you didn't make it as an actor what do you think you'd be doing to make a dollar?"
ChrisKattan {action} imitates gruff guy on street"
HSHost says "Maybe you could write children's books."
ChrisKattan says "I could! I could just draw them. I could draw them, but I wouldn't be able to tellthem."
HSHost says "You're not going to be a good dad, Chris."
ChrisKattan says "I could make stories up. mary the little tree, Billy the branch. I love Billy the branch. I'm just stepping out of the shower now. Oh, you look even better."
meesterbill asks "do you like to go to concerts? Do you get good seats cause you're a celebrity?"
ChrisKattan says "Um, I do like going to concerts and the ones I've gone to I haven't got it through a connection. But, SNL does occasionally, like if I ask to go see "The Lion King" ... but I never saw it! They couldn't get me tickets."
HSHost says "We interviewed Jason Raize last week and he said, the only way to get tix is through Michael Eisner."
guest17159 asks "if you could have a dinner party and invite 6 people from history who would they be?"
ChrisKattan says "My 3 favorite heroes I guess, Peter Sellers, Michael Keaton ..."
ChrisKattan {action} laughs!"
ChrisKattan says "Buster Keaton, Chaplin .. uh, let's see ... I guess Jesus would be fun, right?"
HSHost says "Not uplifting."
ChrisKattan says ""Where's Jesus?""Buster, I don't know.""
HSHost {action} laughs!"
ChrisKattan says "Okay, so that's four. The cast of Alf, I don't know. Lucille Ball and Abbott & Costello. No. I don't want them at my party." HSHost says "Okay, he cancelled them."
ChrisKattan says "Oh, Harrison Ford. Put him in there. Al Pacino. What is he going to bring a gun!"
HSHost says "He might shoot everyone!"
ChrisKattan {action} imitates Al Pacino!"
ChrisKattan says "oooooh hahahaha!! How ya doin? Oh, yeah I'm a blind man!"
HSHost says "Did you see Chaplin?"
ChrisKattan says "I thought it was great. I thought Downey, Jr. was good."
HSHost says "Have you seen Fear & Loathing?"
ChrisKattan says "No, I haven't."
HSHost says "Do you get out much?"
ChrisKattan says "No."
ChrisKattan {action} laughs"
ChrisKattan says "I'm off til September, are there any lovely ladies who would like to go to the Carribean with me?"
guest17168 asks "If you could talk to one person in history who would it be?"
ChrisKattan {action} laughs!"
ChrisKattan says "Oh, Jesus! My Lord, I don't ... well, Jesus! there's a good one! If you're going to have one conversation ... what, should I pick the drummer in Motley Crue or something. I don't know! Jesus, right?"
HSHost {action} laughs1"
ChrisKattan says "I know who. OH, ****. Shoot! I mean! Can I add someone to my party? Woody Allen. Now get Harrison Ford out. He's not coming."
ChrisKattan {action} laughs"
HSHost {action} laughs"
HSHost says "I love Woody!"
meestercool asks "Do you think jesus was a funny guy?"
ChrisKattan says "Uh, I'm sure he had a good sense of humor. I haven't seen his act. Well! they're asking me! I gotta stop talking about Jesus."
HSHost says "Did you see Deconstructing Harry?"
ChrisKattan says "Yes."
HSHost says "did you like it?"
ChrisKattan says "Yes. It's very sexy. That part with the girl from Seinfeld. That's crazy."
HSHost says "I like her. She'd be fun to work with."
ChrisKattan says "Now, there's one I'd like to work with."
HSHost says "So, maybe Lorne can get you tickets to Jerry!!!!"
ChrisKattan says "No. The show's off. Don't you remember??? There was a final episode!!!!"
ChrisKattan {action} laughs hysterically!"
HSHost says "No, I'm talking about his one man show! Jeez, do you think I've been living under a rock?"
ChrisKattan says "I don't know!"
ChrisKattan {action} laughs!"
ChrisKattan says "You like Michael Keaton!"
Dan_K asks "Do you prefer working in TV or Films?"
HSHost {action} laughs!"
ChrisKattan says "On SNL, you have to create most of what you do and in film it's not the case. In film you can do things over and over but on TV it's more difficult. I would say .. film."
ChrisKattan {action} laughs"
ChrisKattan says "But, TV's great, too. You create more on TV, I feel. At least on SNL. You're on your toes. This is the real thing, if you mess up here, you mess up. For movies, it's like oops! I made a mistake. Let's do it again."
meestercool asks "do you think about Woody and Soon Yi would you let your daughter go out with nhim?"
ChrisKattan says "Well, if I had a daughter, for a little while ... just so I can get to meet him and talk to him. What's that noise? It sounds like a bee!"
HSHost {action} laughs~!"
HSHost says "That's Michelle, our typist!"
ChrisKattan says "Give her her honey!"
HSHost says "You're making her life and she's trying to type what you say!"
Dan_K asks "Do you perfer the east coast or the west coast?"
ChrisKattan says "I like NY, it has a lot more personalilty. I live here when I have time off. I might go back to NY in the summer ...."
HSHost says "Hang out in the Hamptons."
ChrisKattan says "Yeah, run around in my underwear with a drink in my hand."
HSHost says "Mango!"
ChrisKattan says "There's more to me than just Mango."
HSHost says "you're a Jesus freak."
ChrisKattan says "No! I have to explain how that happened now."
Dan_K asks "What are some of your all time favorite flicks????"
ChrisKattan says "Let me get my AFI list ... no, just kidding. Raiders Of The Lost Ark as a kid. Laurence Of Arabia."
HSHost says "Shush!"
ChrisKattan says "What? Is that wrong! God! You just harass! It's like phone harassment!"
HSHost says "Okay, okayk, I'm just the moderator ..."
HSHost {action} laughs"
ChrisKattan says "Oh, you know who I'd like to work with ... Jennifer Lopez. She has a beautiful face."
HSHost says "You have to take that up with Puffy Combs?"
ChrisKattan says "Puffy Combs! No, I don't like him! She divorced her husband to go with Puffy?"
HSHost says "That's on the sly ... you didn't hear it from me."
ChrisKattan says "Well, doesn't everyone hear it now? I saw her at the MTV awards, in person."
HSHost says "I was there."
ChrisKattan says "I didn't see ya."
HSHost {action} laughs!"
HSHost says "Puffy was there. Didn't you notice the connection? He was there, Jennifer was there. He took off and left the guy he came with. That guy ended up with us. He has a good side just like Jesus and the rest of us."
ChrisKattan says "Jesus and Puffy."
meesterbill asks "Did you always want to be an actor?"
ChrisKattan says "Puff Daddy and Jesus. Yes, I was aware I had a lot of energy and it came out veryphysical. What was that? I heard another noise?"
HSHost says "That was me. Don't harass me back!"
HSHost {action} laughs!"
ChrisKattan says "Uh, yeah."
meestercool asks "have you played any pratical Jokes on your castmates?"
HSHost says "Okay, next question."
HSHost {action} laughs"
ChrisKattan says "Uh, yes, I was on a flight on American Airlines going back to the show, Norm McDonald was behind me. ... I fell asleep. So, I took my shoes off, when I woke up it was 5:30am in the morning. I woke up and they were gone and we were landing. I asked him and he said, "I don't know." No! I'm sorry. It was one shoe. One shoe was gone. I couldn't find it! All the stewardesses were laughing at me, going "hahah you ARE funny!" And, so Norm has this leather jacket that he loves and so I took it. I was assuming he took my shoe and then found out later He DID take my shoe! I hid his jacket somewhere and it was really cold outside. I never got that shoe back! It's mean!"
HSHost says "Yeah, what kind of a joke is that?"
ChrisKattan says "So, now do you like Norm?"
HSHost {action} laughs!"
HSHost says "He was ragging on you on Letterman. No, he wasn't."
ChrisKattan says "he was! He was on Rolling Stone."
HSHost says "you were on there.
" ChrisKattan says "Yeah, in 1975, I was 5 years old ... it was when Michael Keaton got the legend award."
HSHost says "He was in some good movies."
ChrisKattan says "Yeah, he was in Batman, ... Gung Ho ... about a car manufacturing plant."
HSHost says "Right, right right."
ChrisKattan says "Ron Howard did that movie, too which was weird. What happened? So, what time you coming over?"
HSHost {action} laughs!"
HSHost says "You know, I don't make it to the valley very often. But, if you come to this side, I'll let you sleep in my bed."
HSHost {action} winks"
ChrisKattan says "The valley is stunning this time of year. How many people have called? A couple."
HSHost says "No. Hundreds! Can you settle with that?"
ChrisKattan says "Nope. Can not."
HSHost {action} laughs"
meesterbill asks "what was your favorite role?"
ChrisKattan says "Um, I liked doing the Suel Forrester .. Did someone just fall down?"
HSHost {action} laughs hysterically!"
HSHost says "My producer just knocked the phone down."
ChrisKattan {action} laughs!"
ChrisKattan says "clunk, clunk .... He's the gibberish guy who double talks and you can't understand what he's saying! He's a school teacher and a drill seargant."
HSHost says "I'm sorry, I don't have a chance to stay home on Saturday nights! But, I'm a big fan of yours! I love the cheerleading skit!"
ChrisKattan says "Yeah. I love WATCHING it. I love to go out on the set, and eat popcorn and watch the cheerleaders. And, just stare at them and go hurrah!"
meesterbill asks "What would you like to do that you have'nt done yet?"
ChrisKattan says "I would like to buy a home."
HSHost says "Get out of that shack in the valley."
ChrisKattan says "Yes, it's a shoebox. I haven't gone skiing in a long time. I'm not good, but I like to learn."
HSHost says "You should snowboard, cause skiing is so over."
ChrisKattan says "So over?"
HSHost says "Well, you know."
ChrisKattan says "You're very smart. And, inquisitive. I wanna live on the beach in a house. I don't know if that can possibly happen for anyone on SNL. It doesn't work that way."
HSHost says "You branched off and started doing movies?"
ChrisKattan says "No. It wasn't my choice. It was Hollywood saying let's make a Roxbury guys movie. It wasn't me saying I gotta get outta here andmake a movie. The teaser's out right now in the theatres, it plays with Truman show and Deep Impact."
HSHost says "Did you like Truman show?"
ChrisKattan says "Yeah, I did. Did you?"
HSHost says "Let's not go into this."
ChrisKattan says "What is this, a big issue?"
ChrisKattan {action} laughs!"
ChrisKattan says "I liked Ed Harris."
HSHost says "This is the end of our show!"
ChrisKattan says "That's it?"
HSHost says "Yeah. Chris, thank you so much for joining us tonight. It was a pleasure to have you on the show!"
ChrisKattan says "Well, thank you."
HSHost says "And, thanks to all you viewers out there for chatting with us at REAL HOLLYWOOD.COM. Please join us next week at 7:00pm PST when our guests will be the most downloaded woman on the internet, Cindy Margolis. Goodnight, everyone!"
ChrisKattan says "Are you a big fan of Cindy's too?"
HSHost {action} laughs!"
HSHost says "Chris you're messing up my closing! Goodnight, everyone!"
Source- Real Hollywood.com