...Globe Chat Transcript

"GlobeHost" said "Okay we are going to get started with this chat now!!!"

"GlobeHost" said "RedSonja2 asks, "Do you plan on being in any feature movies, or just stick to SNL?"

"Chris_kattan" said " Well, I actually just finished a film called "A Night at the Roxbury" that's coming out October second."

"Chris_kattan" said "It's based on "The Roxberry Guys" of Saturday Night Live."

"Chris_kattan" said "The movie takes place in LA, the nightclub scene. We do actually talk in the film."

"GlobeHost" said " NydiaV asks, "Does your neck ever hurt after doing the Roxbury Guys?"

"Chris_kattan" said "Yes, sometimes. I remember when Will Ferrel and Jim Carrey and I were doing it, and the next day we were all in major pain. When you're doing it, you don't realize it."

"GlobeHost" said " JSHIH asks, "Which character to you dislike the most? Why?"

"Chris_kattan" said "I kinda like them all. Sometimes I don't like it when I'm cast as a woman. Most of my characters are already feminine like Mango and Goth Talk."

"GlobeHost" said "sample4 asks, "Do you get nervous before doing a SNL? Have you ever worried about "choking" on a live show?"

"Chris_kattan" said "Choking? Yes, but the more shows you do the more confident you get. But you can always choke."

"GlobeHost" said "jen262 asks, "is there anyway you would play the drill sgt. again? my husband's in the military and he said you couldn't have done it better. everytime he sees it i think he's going to pee in his pants, that's how hard he laughs. we never miss SNL. jennifer sierra vista,az"

"Chris_kattan" said "I hope your husband doesn't pee in his pants. It's good to get close, though. I would love to do that character again."

"GlobeHost" said "turbolynx01 asks, "Do you enjoy being on SNL, and also what was it like when you first joined the cast?"

"Chris_kattan" said "Yes I do enjoy it. When I first got on, it was difficult, it was for the last six shows, so I was told to try to get all my sketches in which I wrote or I probably wouldn't stay. I was the new guy."

"GlobeHost" said "Ducky7 asks, "Dude: you rule! I wanted to know if you had any idea on what musical guests are to appear in SNL in the future episodes and if so, whom would they be? Thanks. Nicki""

"Chris_kattan" said "I haven't heard anything. You can always assume that whoever has a hit on the radio or who appears to be up and coming will be on. But I haven't heard anything."

"GlobeHost" said "Caustic99 asks, "Chris, now your character Azrael Abyss is what I would call a psychological study into a young goth boy's mind and ultimately a cultural phenomenan. You have taken the doom and gloom of goth and revealed it to be mere ornamental cliche. Azrael as well is obviously hiding beneath his facade. What do you feel is the cultural resonance of this?"

"Chris_kattan" said "Cultural resonance? I didn't mean for it to come out cliche. I just had this character in mind, this scared little child character that is hidden behind this goth mask. I just love doing that character. I'm not really making a statement. He was actually Molly Shannon's idea."

"GlobeHost" said "Chance75 asks, "CHRIS- i think that you are the funniest person on SNL!!!!! i can't wait to see the movie! can you tell me a funny story you encountered w/ an actor while on SNL??? Thanx! You're the BEST!!!!!!!!!!""

"Chris_kattan" said "I remember one time that Claire Danes was hosting and I played a monkey character named Mister Peepers. I was supposed to be in attack mode, and my mouth was locked on her mouth and nose. I was just eating an apple, which was my character's trick. I had apple spraying out my mouth and some of it got up here nose. It was a strange experience. I could feel through my mouth that she wasn't breathing anymore. When they said "Mr. Peepers let go!" I let go. She was great."

"GlobeHost" said "Chance75 asks, "Hey there Chris, i wuz wondering who has been your favourite guest that wuz on SNL? and why? i think that you're super hilarious!!!!!! "

"Chris_kattan" said "I think David Duchovny was great. He was so much fun and relaxed. He would goof around outside of the sketches which is more fun than inside the sketches."

"GlobeHost" said "Flash__Babe asks, "Hey Chris! *hugs* Who's the most inspirational actor that you've met through working for SNL? Thanks!"

"Chris_kattan" said "I guess Jim Carrey is one. Tom Hanks definitely. And Jack Nicholson was great. I had to teach him how to bop."

"GlobeHost" said "fixxxer29 asks, "how do you feel about norm mcdonald being fired from the show?""

"Chris_kattan" said "I think he's hilarious and the show will miss him. But I think he'll be fine. I guess NBC didn't like him. But we thought he was funny."

"GlobeHost" said "Kat_14 asks, "How did you get involved with Saturday night Live? p.s You're the coolest"

"Chris_kattan" said "I was performing in an improve comedy group called The Groundlings in Hollywood. And like Phil Hartman or Jon Lovitz or Lisa Kudrow, I was "spotted" and flown to New York to audition."

"GlobeHost" said "Spiker8 asks, "Dear Chris, first I would like to say that you are extremely talented and very funny. I was just wondering what your plans are after SNL and how long you plan to stay on the show?"

"Chris_kattan" said "Well I'd like to do at least another season. I'm not sure it's up to me. But afterwards, it'd be fun to do movies. But you never know in this business. You should just be happy to be doing what you are doing at the moment."

"GlobeHost" said "Juliet133 asks, "Chris- I was wondering how you came up with a character as hilarious as Mango. I think you're great as him! -Lindsay Calhoun""

"Chris_kattan" said "I always thought it would be funny to play a character that macho men types would fall in love with and their lives would fall apart. The character of Mango is a little based on an ex-girlfriend of mind. A little manipulative. She liked to play games all the time."

"GlobeHost" said "Arianna765 asks, "Hi Chris! This is Mandy! I was wondering if you are scared of the SNL curse. (All those past cast members, like Phil Hartman and Chris Farley, have died really horrible deaths.) I wanted to be on SNL one day then and now I am a little scared to try!!! I think now I am gonna be a DJ on my local radio station!"

"Chris_kattan" said "Thank you so much for telling me you'll be a DJ. I've been too worried about other things to worry about whether I'm going to die this summer. The losses are tragic. Farley was more predictable. Hartman was by far a ... definitely a shock."

"GlobeHost" said "Vampiratu asks, "what is your favorite charactor to do?"

"Chris_kattan" said "I like doing the gibberish guy, who was a drill sargeant and then a school teacher and then a talk show host. Because he's completely confident and he's an idiot."

"GlobeHost" said "Gobbo13 asks, "hello there...just curious if you have any new characters in development for SNL or anything beyond that. One other thing :) Vestagirl - my dearest friend thinks you are the best thing ever created and loves you to pieces...maybe you could drop her a line sometime....she would just die...in a good way of course...hehe! Thanx!"

"Chris_kattan" said "No new characters quite yet, but something may pop into my head. "

"Chris_kattan" said "We go out and think and then pick one. Then just write it. I don't know. I'm in on the writing, usually I write the ones I'm in."

"GlobeHost" said "Mangogirl asks "Hey Chris- Do you have a girlfriend?"

"Chris_kattan" said "Actually, I just broke up with a girl literally last week."

"Chris_kattan" said "Right now I am toootally single."

"GlobeHost" said "Felicia89 ask"What kind of music do you listen to?"

"Chris_kattan" said "Out here in LA I listen to KROQ, and in New York I listen more to CDs. I like U2, Joshua Tree. "

"GlobeHost" said "Mangogirl asks "Now that you are on television, do you find that you are more popular?"

"Chris_kattan" said "In school? Yes. If I were to go back to high school. In reality, to strangers yes, to my friends, no."

"GlobeHost" said "Joker001 asks, "I know a lot of people have probably asked this, but how do your writers come up with so many different ideas? "and also, is ravis2 asks, "who is ure favorite star. how did u feel dressing as a spice girl? travis guess""

"Chris_kattan" said "Harrison Ford is one of my favorites. That was fun. They wanted Tim Meadows to do it. I thought it would be funny to have a white guy do it. Plus, it was just put on make-up and shoot it."

"GlobeHost" said "timeAgo asks, "Do you think that the Cigarette Smoking Man is Mulder's father? Do you think he's Agent Spender's father? X-Files Rules""

"Chris_kattan" said "Could be. If you know, let me know."

"GlobeHost" said "Sanbox1211 asks, "Have you ever made a joke and make somebody squrit water/milk/whatever out their nose?""

"Chris_kattan" said "Yes. When I was in high school. I'd only do something funny when somebody was drinking milk or something. I wouldn't act funny if they weren't drinking something."

"GlobeHost" said "Caustic99 asks, "Cocoa Puffs or Lucky Charms?""

"Chris_kattan" said "Lucky Charms."

"GlobeHost" said "Rain_14 asks, "do you know the spice girls""

"Chris_kattan" said "I met them when they were on the show. It looked to me like Ginger was the leader. And Sporty looked like she was friends with the manager. "

"GlobeHost" said "xGoddessx asks "What do you do in your free time?"

"Chris_kattan" said "I like to write. I like to drive around in circles and scream... until I have to get more gas."

"GlobeHost" said "pickles27 asks, "In another chat with you, you said that Jewel kissed you. Do you like Jewel? --Kayt (P.S. I love you!!!)""

"Chris_kattan" said "Yeah. She uh... you gotta love a girl who lives in a van. That video where she was lying on the floor with bedsheets. The only reason she kissed me is because I said "Hey you were great on the show.""

"GlobeHost" said "Conflay asks "How were you with the ladies in high school?"

"Chris_kattan" said "Not so great until they found out I was one of the few funny people there. Then I did much better."

"GlobeHost" said "Mangogirl asks"Do you like Bjork or Jamiroquai? P.s.- I love you so much! I am your biggest fan!"

"GlobeHost" said "xGoddessx asks"Boxers or Briefs?"

"Chris_kattan" said "I like Bjork. Boxers."

"GlobeHost" said "xGoddessx asks "I love a man in boxers!!"

"GlobeHost" said "Mangogirl asks "If you were to choose a girlfriend, would you focus only on looks? Do you consider yourself to be materialistic?"

"Chris_kattan" said "No I wouldn't focus on looks alone. But yes."

"GlobeHost" said "GeekPhreek asks "Hi Chris--what do you look for in a girl? Pssst--My friends and I loooove you!!!"

"GlobeHost" said "swingster79 asks "Did you get the letter and the picture of Mango I drew?"

"GlobeHost" said "Tina4 asks "I must say Chris, you so a great impression of Bill Gates. I laugh my ass off everytime I see one of yoru skits on SNL. Although, I will admit that you don't get enough of them. You are one of the best that's been on SNL."

"GlobeHost" said "Silver_Storm asks "I thought MR. PEEPERS was one of the most hilarious characters on SNL. Do you see any chance that there will be any more skits involving that character in the future??"

"Chris_kattan" said "Yes. It all depends on the guest host. If it's a tall guy that can hold me up."

"GlobeHost" said "xGoddessx asks "Do you ever chat under another name?"

"Chris_kattan" said "No I've never chatted before."

"GlobeHost" said "kidzclub asks "never wow"

"GlobeHost" said "Spartan_Girl asks "So who would you say your best friend out of the SNL cast is?"

"Chris_kattan" said "Will Ferrell is my best friend, I guess of the cast."

"GlobeHost" said "AquaAngel asks "Chris what advice can you give for an aspiring actress?"

"Chris_kattan" said "Aspiring actress, you don't really need a manager. I've learned that you shouldn't get excited over anything until it's done."

"GlobeHost" said "JSHIH" asks "What do you feel was your most memorable moment? P.S. My best friend (Kayt) really LOVES you!!!!"

"Chris_kattan" said "My most memorable moment? I did a sketch with Teri Hatcher that was fun."

"GlobeHost" said "Spartan_Girl asks "Do you get a chance to answer your own fanmail?"

"Chris_kattan" said "Yeah, I sometimes answer my own fanmail. If you put a photo of who you are on the cover of the letter, I'll definitely open it immediately or not open it ever."

"GlobeHost" said "Mangogirl asks "Chris, do you watch Kids in the Hall? Were you friends with Mark McKinney when he was on the show?"

"Chris_kattan" said "I haven't watched Kids for years, and yeah I was friends with Mark McKinney and he's in the movie A Night at the Roxbury."

"GlobeHost" said "Nereidia asks "Does the SNL audience ever get rowdy?

"GlobeHost" said "vestagirl asks "Were you a goth kid when you were younger? you do such a great job as azrael."

"Chris_kattan" said "Actually, I was more geek than Goth."

"GlobeHost" said "GeekPhreek asks "Are you REALLY Chris Kattan--no offense, I am just curious...."

"Chris_kattan" said "Yes, it's really me! I could've chosen to pretend to be anybody."

"Chris_kattan" said "Next week I'll pretend to be Madonna. :)"

"GlobeHost" said "xGoddessx asks "Do you get a chance to travel much?"

"Chris_kattan" said "I'm going to Seattle this weekend and try to go somewhere in August. Just a summer trip."

"GlobeHost" said "seals5 asks "Are any cast Members leaving Chris?"

"Chris_kattan" said "I don't know who on the cast is staying, we don't find out until the last minute."

"GlobeHost" said "Angelina98 asks "Chris, what made you guys pick the song "What is Love" for the Roxbury boys skit?"

"Chris_kattan" said "One of the writers who wrote the sketch wanted "boom boom boom, let's go back to my room." I wanted something more bubble gum and techno. What is love is obviously bad lyrics but has a good melody, and we all liked it."

"GlobeHost" said "Mangogirl asks"Chris- I think that when I'm 18 I will meet you. It's a theory I've had for a while. "

"Chris_kattan" said "I'm enjoying the chat because you can't see what I'm doing."

"GlobeHost" said "well we are going to wrap it up any final remarks ??"

"Chris_kattan" said "Watch for Night at the Roxbury October 2nd. Thanks for chatting with me. "

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